JACOB BE WORKING OUT IN THE SCHOOL GYM DAMN BOII FLEX DEM MUSCLES
ME REPORTING LIVE FROM THE STORM
jacob i got bored of running this blog and i’m too lazy to come on most of the time so i’m on break but i will come back 1 day and just remember i love u and if u are a fan of jacob reading this also i love u too
OH MY GOD I SENT MY FRIEND A PICTURE OF MY ASS AS A JOKE AND SHE’S POSTING IT ON EBAY I AM SCREAMING
I GOT A HAIRCUT AND SHE CUT IT SO SHORT I AM SO DONE MY LIFE IS OVER UGH MY HAIR USED TO BE LIKE A LION BUT NOW IT’S LIKE A CAT WOW
On one quiet evening, Jacob meets up with friends to go on another adventure. He puts on his snazzy Kelly Kapowski shirt and white snapback, as he leaves out of his house as the swaggiest jew of his fellow friends. Soon, he is introduced to try something he’s never done before. HE TAKES OUT HIS AXE, LITS IT UP, AND THE COLORS APPROACH ABOVE HIS FINGERTIPS AS JACOB IS SUDDENLY TERRIFIED OF ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ ＷＡＩＴＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＳＡＩＬ ＨＩＭ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＲＥＹ ＤＥＰＴＨＳ ＯＦ ＨＥＬＬ
me and my friends met this 7 year old black kid in a park today and he was nice
On a warm summer day, Jacob packs his things and gets ready for the adventure that awaits him as he leaves for vacation. “I’m gonna miss skating, and I’m so sad,” Jacob sobs to himself. As he leaves for vacation, he encounters many family members. He meets a lovely girl from New Jersey, but his heart is torn apart as he realizes as this will be the only time he will see her again. Then, he meets more family members again. In this very picture, he is happy. He is a happy young boy. He is riding a boat…a quite interesting boat. He sails across the sea, for an adventure. Out of no where, the author of this post dramatically cries to herself as she realizes he is not on a kayak. Only Jacob would understand.